Perhaps the best cure
for the fear of death
is to reflect
that life
has a beginning
as well as an end.
William Hazlitt
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While nothing
is more uncertain
than a single life,
nothing is more certain
than the average duration
of a thousand lives.
Elizur Wright
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Statistics have shown
that mortality increases perceptibly
in the military
during wartime.
Alphonse Allais
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I detest life-insurance agents:
they always argue
that I shall someday die,
which is not so.
Stephen Butler Leacock
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Asking Europe to disarm
is like asking a man in Chicago
to give up his life insurance.
Will Rogers
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The determination of
life insurance salesmen to succeed
has made life
pretty soft for widows.
William A. Feather
----------------------------------------------------
You can’t put
a value on a human life,
but my wife’s life insurance company
made a pretty fair offer.
----------------------------------------------------
Whatever excuses you may have
for not buying life insurance now
will only sound ridiculous
to your widow.
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The only thing a man can buy
on the instalment plan,
on which his widow
won’t have to finish the payments
after he dies,
is life insurance.
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for the fear of death
is to reflect
that life
has a beginning
as well as an end.
William Hazlitt
--------------------------------------------------
While nothing
is more uncertain
than a single life,
nothing is more certain
than the average duration
of a thousand lives.
Elizur Wright
--------------------------------------------------
Statistics have shown
that mortality increases perceptibly
in the military
during wartime.
Alphonse Allais
---------------------------------------------------
I detest life-insurance agents:
they always argue
that I shall someday die,
which is not so.
Stephen Butler Leacock
----------------------------------------------------
Asking Europe to disarm
is like asking a man in Chicago
to give up his life insurance.
Will Rogers
----------------------------------------------------
The determination of
life insurance salesmen to succeed
has made life
pretty soft for widows.
William A. Feather
----------------------------------------------------
You can’t put
a value on a human life,
but my wife’s life insurance company
made a pretty fair offer.
----------------------------------------------------
Whatever excuses you may have
for not buying life insurance now
will only sound ridiculous
to your widow.
------------------------------------------------------
The only thing a man can buy
on the instalment plan,
on which his widow
won’t have to finish the payments
after he dies,
is life insurance.
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